Chrissy Teigen Called Trump a P*ssy A** B*tch on Twitter. The Response from Other Celebrities Was Glorious.

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If we learned anything Monday, it’s that nothing sets the internet ablaze quite like the leader of the free world calling out a television personality and internet mogul, followed by said internet mogul calling him a “pussy ass bitch.” Ah, 2019. What have we done to deserve you?

In the late hours of Sunday evening, just when Sunday Scaries are hitting their hardest, Donald Trump fired up his Twitter fingers to file a complaint after John Legend made an appearance on an MSNBC town hall. Speaking about the Criminal Justice Reform bill that Trump signed into law, the program made no mention of how nice it was for Trump to do so.

Feeling left out and unrecognized, Trump shot out a tweet about Legend and his wife, and Twitter’s own Mayor, Chrissy Teigen, referring to Teigen as Legend’s “filthy-mouthed wife.” That’s the equivalent of showing up to the Oscars and saying, “This is that show that gives awards to that actress from Mamma Mia.” For anyone even acutely aware of how Teigen masterfully conducts herself on the social media platform, this was never going to go over well. Her response was a punch square in the digital face, to say the least.

Yikes. Liberal pundits guffawed in amused astonishment. Conservative pundits chided her, noting that she was only proving Trump’s point. Teigen, never one to really give too many fucks, didn’t give any fucks. Celebrities came out to offer a bit of support and let the television host and model know that in their eyes, she was the winner of (checks notes for good measure) an online feud with the President of the United States.

And of course, the good people of Twitter did what they did best. Make hashtags and repurpose memes.

In the distant future, the insanity of the internet will surely be replaced with something equally as asinine. (There’s a fifty-fifty chance it involves the POTUS again.) But the greatest treasure is the idea of children opening up a textbook in five decades to uncover a block of text, revealing how the president bothered with tussling with the one celebrity you don’t tussle with online.

Justin Kirkland is a writer for Esquire, where he focuses on entertainment, television, and pop culture.